The Number Two Guy to the Second Son of God is already looking for outside work after less than a week in his new post. "It's inevitable," Joe Biden said at the close of the first week of the new administration, "when you are the wing man for someone who is perfect and is able to do anything and everything there is to do it leaves you with lots of time on your hands." So what has Tail Gunner Joe taken on as his new passion? Why hawking Trident Gum of course. Fans of the veneered Vice President can visit www.joebidensteeth.com and get a free pack of gum for posting their own picture.
With the growing popularity of Joe Biden's Teeth web site there are plans for the idle Vice President to advertise for other companies. In the works are other Joe Biden oriented web sites. Slated for release soon is joebidenshairline.com, joebidensappendixscar.com and joebidensweakbladder.com. Hopefully some of these websites wont be as accurately illustrated as Joe Biden's Teeth.
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