Obama Appears At Star Trek Convention

The Second Son of God made a surprise appearance at a Star Trek convention in St. Louis Missouri over the weekend.  For the most part his eminence simply stood and nodded his head repeatedly.  He did make a brief speech between appearances of George Takei, the first openly gay Trek star, and Armin Shimerman, the first Trek star to request Federal funding to bail out his restaurant chain Quarks!  In his brief and unenlightening speech the President said,

"I have always been a Trekkie at heart.  Star Trek was one of the first TV series to cast an African American in a pivotal role.  I can't recall who it was or what the character did.  But I did hear she got a lip lock from the Captain.  I know that must have inspired my parents.  Only I was already born by then so what did it matter really?"

Obama Gives Americans the Finger

In an effort to keep up with the increased costs of running the White House kitchen for the upscale living style of the new White House residents the Official White House Chef, Cristeta Comerford, has made a deal with Swanson Brand frozen foods to release an Official White House favorite of the new President to the public.  Obama-Fingers, breaded chicken breast strips with a curry dip, are set to hit America's grocery stores sometime in April.  Already being test-marketed in Obama-crazy Germany a company representative is excited about the food's reception. 

"Ve knew das chicken vas vunderba vid de breading ala Americans.  Dis Curry Sauce is de real kicker," Swanson's German spokesman, Adolph Himler, was quoted as saying.  "Ve Germans are very taken vid Obama.  He reminds us ov a past ruler ov our beloved Fatherland.  So many similarities, yah?"  Himler declined to identify the German ruler he was referring to but he did imply that he was quite pleased the new American dictator was already in close goose-step with the illustrious leader of whom he spoke.

When asked about the choice of food for the initial offering from Swanson, White House Chef Comerfod said, "At first I was reluctant to go with the chicken.  I mean really, what would the NAACP say?  So I broached the subject with the Second Son of God himself.  He asked who the NAACP was and I reminded him.  Then he said he had no problem with the dish, especially since it was made from white meat.  He told me he prefers the white meat and really only has use for the dark meat during elections and when trying to get sympathy for a new spending bill."