Out With The Old

As part of his all encompassing administration policies The Second Son of God Barack Obama is getting rid of a lot of old things laying around Washington.  He quickly got rid of the Reagan and Bush ban on giving money to international organizations performing abortions.  "We want all the world to experience the freedom of killing unwanted babies that we have known in the country for over 35 years!"  The Washington based deity announced.

Obama has also declared that the Bush mantra of "War on Terror" is being replaced with the kinder, gentler "Hug a Muslim".  The White House announced a new program to get the children of this great nation united by creating their own "Have You Hugged A Muslim Today?" t-shirts, bumper stickers and collectable plates.

"We've got lots of great things in the works," the newly elected deity recently stated.  "We are doing away with old thinking.  This is all about change.  And everyone knows change is good.  Out with 'In God We Trust' and in with 'Obama's Da Man Fo Shizzle'.  Forget 'One Nation Under God' because it's 'Obamanation' now!   And really forget 'Right to Bear Arms' because baby, with me in office I have the right to bare arms.  You know what I'm talking about.  You've seen my ripped body in those vacation photos.  That's my kind of gun show."