Obama making bold moves...

In an effort to out program FDR, Obama has announced he plans to create so many programs in this country the current economic crisis should last well into the next century.  With the new stimulus plan God's Second Son plans to employ millions of illegal aliens in secure government jobs. "With my proposed programs we will turn those illegals into productive members of American society.  I've covered all the bases.  They will be working for the government so they won't need to worry about being harassed in the work place by INS agents.  And no matter how lousy of a job they might do they can't get fired because I say they can't.  So it will make the employment numbers much better than they are now."  When asked where all the money for his stimulus package will come from his regalness answered, "I have that covered too.  I have put Rod Blagojevich in charge of raising the funds necessary to cover the hundreds of billions needed for the stimulus package.  Knowing how quickly he filled my senate seat and how much he got for it this should be a breeze for him.  He is taking a page from Bill Clinton's policy manual and we will be renting out the Lincoln bedroom on a regular basis.  I already worked out a travel deal with Castro in Cuba.  By opening up travel to Cuba we will boost their economy and I, I mean we get a kickback of 10% on every tourist dollar spent there."

Recently dethroned Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich was overjoyed at his new appointment.  "I think I have proven myself as a great fundraiser.  You wouldn't believe how much I got from Roland Burris to get God's 2nd Son's Senate Seat.  I'm rolling in dough because it's Illionois politics as usual.  I owe a lot to Lord Obama.  Afterall he does such a great job raising the dead he does it every election.  He goes to the cemetaries, raises the dead, tells them who to vote for and sends them back to their crypts afterwards.  By the way, we will be running a special on our Secretary of State Nutcrackers next month.  Don't miss out!"